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So I've been tagged... Time to answer some questions!
Of course, I could be doing something productive right now... or not. QUESTIONS IT IS!

First, Cap'n Blackleg's questions

1. What's the last song you listened to?
That would be the song adaptation of Twitch Plays Pokemon. Yeah that's a thing! I'm hoping they'll make a musical one day...

2. What's the most awkward thing you've ever experienced?
That would be when a friend of mine thought I was in love with her when I actually was not. Then she wanted to have a little talk with me to tell me she wasn't interested... And I didn't even understand what was going on xD. So then I had to explain her that I wasn't in love with her.

3. 10 years from now, what will you be doing?
Still being on the internet. Yup, that's my life

4. Who's the hottest actor you know?
Calling it now: Sjoerd: Emma Watson!

5. Who would you NEVER ship?
I'm sure you all know allready... It involves two main characters from my favourite series and Blackleg has a doujinshi of it JUST to piss me off

6. OTP?
(*reads the above two questions again*)
(Maybe I've spent too much time on tumblr...)
Psht... Yes you have!
But my OTP... That's a hard one. I'm gonna go with KyonxYuki (Haruhi), but only in the movie because of *spoilers*
That, or line block x t block from Tetris. OMG SO KAWAII DESU

7. Favorite Anime or Anime movie ever?
Anime: Code Geass, then Steins;Gate
Anime Movie: The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
Movie: V for Vendetta (Would have been the Man from Earth if the ending wasn't so bad)

8. If I could crossbreed a narwhal and a horse (thus creating a unicorn), would you buy one?
I'd steal it, stealth mode. Unicorns fit in a cardboard box right?

9. Favorite quote?
"Nee" - Gertram Schaeffer

10a. Last person you made out with?
...Is it bad that I don't know her name? Anyway, let's continue

10b! Last person to appear in you ehm... fantasies?


1. How are you, really?
Busy and stressed. 6 reports to make. BLOODY FUCKIN SIX!

2. How do you feel right now? What are you thinking about? 
*twitch* Not about anything math related!

3. What's your favorite color? 
Blue. Or red if it's the bloodish red. I'm no psychopath by the way

4. What's your favorite food?  
Everything Jeroen cooks is DELICIOUS! Jeroen should really cook a lot for me (I'm so subtle)

5. What's your favorite dessert?  
Modderfucking vla

6. How old are you? 

7. What have you learned today? 
Put your phone on silent, or people will wake you up calling you to explain something for the physics test >.<

8. What was your favorite subject in school?  
English: Speak British, do nothing

9. What do you do for a living?
Teach people stuff, get money

10. What are some of your favorite books?  
The Sovoreign stone part 1. It's a great take on the normal fantasy books with a little... twist :)
Also I'm reading the Passage now, great book

11. What are some of your favorite movies?  
*see previous question list*

12. What kind of music are you into?  
Classic Rock, all night long

13. If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about? 
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14. What's one of the scariest things you've ever done? 
Throwing a bag of crisps at a guy who tried to rob me... It was pretty intense but it worked

15. What accomplishment(s) are you most proud of? 
That would be a secret :)

16. Are you/were you ever married?  
In-game, yes

17 How did you meet your spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend? 
On my trip to Nonexistopia

18. Do you think it's better to get married when you're young or better to wait a while? 
*WARNING: Cliché comming* When you're ready

19. Do you have/want kids? 
They will be my mindless slaves... MWAHAHAHA!

20. Have you ever thought of adopting? 
Yes. It was an okay thought.

21. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? 
I really have no idea 

22. How did you get into [INSERT THEIR CAREER FIELD]? 
Being a boss at chemistry, realising that halfway through my first year of MLW, switching to chemistry, being a boss.

23. Would you recommend [INSERT THEIR CAREER] for other people? 
If you're good at it, sure (Y)

24. What do you do for fun? 
Fa- Gaming most of the time

25. Do you like traveling? 
Yeah, but not for more than a week. AND I WANT MY HORSE. GO FORTH MY NOBLE STEED!

26. If you could visit any country in the world, where would you go? 

27. Who are some people you'd like to meet someday? 
Erica Terpstra on her birthday

28. If someone asked you to give them a random piece of advice, what would you say? 

29. What's one of your favorite habits you have? 
I don't really like most of my habits

30. What are some things that make you really happy?
There is one thing, but if I tell you it would spoil the fun~

31. What are some things that make you really sad?  
Looking at my Facebook feed usually makes me realise that there is something wrong with most people

32. What are some things that scare you? 
Question 14, don't cheat by repeating questions!

33. Do you like to plan things out in detail or be spontaneous? 
All is planned, and if it wasn't planned, that was the plan!

34. Are you a religious person?
Glory to Bird Jesus!

35. If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?  
Myself. See what happens if I create a paradox

36. Would you rather live in the country or in the city? 
Country. I like my peace and quiet.

37. What was your life like growing up?  
Not having to make six reports was nice

38. What were you like in high school? 
Quiet and shy in the beginning, later a bit less

39. Do you have any brothers or sisters? How many? 

40. What's your favorite part about today so far?  
*checks clock* 00:18. So I guess losing the Game

41. Who in your life has influenced you the most? How did they do it?
I have to call upon anime (sorry), and it'll be Okabe Rintarou

42. What's your favorite joke?  
The one on top of your head.
(Get it? Joke's on you! Hahahaha... Yeah... ok doei)

43. Have you ever tried sushi? (Did you like it?)  
Yep, made it myself. It was gooooooood

44. Do you like spicy food? 

45. How do you like your steak cooked? 

46. Do you have a favorite number? Any particular reason why you like that number? 
14. Try to figure out why

47. If you were a type of animal, what would you be and why? 
A scorpion! Glory to the brotherhood!

48. What's one of the strangest things you've ever done? 
That would be a whole lot of things xD

49. What kind of vacations do you like?  
Chillin' on a camping with a good book

50. What are some of your major goals in life?  
Living a happy life

51. What are some of your smaller goals in life? 
Playing moar SSBM!

52. What do you like least about yourself?  
A lot :P

53. What embarrasses you? 
You telling me I'm good looking, smart, funny... Oh stop it you ;)

54. If you could try out any job for a day, what would you like to try?  
Bubble wrap tester

55. What's your earliest memory? 

56. What's the best decision you ever made?  
Changing my viewpoint of... well... everything

57. Who's your best/closest friend? Include their name and how you met. 
Those two wierd guys living in my house

58. What do you think people think of you?  
Dunno, ask them. (Or comment?)

59. What are/were your grades like in school?  
Bene Meritum, biatch

60. If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn?  
Clicking a pen 275 times in a minute! Shut up, that is usefull

61. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?  

62. What's the first thing you notice about people? 
*Insert Sherlock analysis here*

63. Do you think people can control their own destiny? 

64. Do you think people are basically bad or basically good? 
Basically CHAOS

65. Do you think morals are universal or relative to the beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups? 
Morale doesn't exist, silly question-asker

66. Do you think God exists? 

67. Do you think any kind of afterlife exists? 
As long as it contains bunnies I'm fine

68. Do you vote? Why/why not? 
Yup, because I can

69. Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people? 

70. What's the biggest personal change you've ever made? 
That's classified :)

71. In general, what do you think about art?  
Classic art yes, other... not

72. What are some of your favorite websites? 
po- the forum I guess... If only it wasn't dead :c

73. What's the biggest turnoff in a man/woman?
A bad personality

74. What's something most people don't know about you? 
I am now eating a cookie!

75. What's something you wish everyone knew about you? 
Don't write on my fucking paper.

76. What are some of the first things you do in the morning?  
Eat and interwebz

77. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?  
Again, repeating questions

78. Do you cry easily? 

79. How do you feel about public speaking? 
I improvise it and it'll be fine :)

80. Do you like to talk on the phone? 

81. How many emails do you get each week, roughly?  
20 I guess

82. If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?  
Nicolas Cage of course!

83. Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?  
Hell yeah!

84. Have you ever been in a fist fight?  

85. What did you do on your 16th birthday? 
Partey, get money

86. What do you think is one of the most undervalued professions right now? 
2nd 2nd director assistant

87. How would you explain your basic life philosophy? 
That would cost a lot of space here xD

88. Would you rather be hated or forgotten? 
Hated to the max

89. If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today? 
Not really

90. What color best describes you or stands for your personality? 
Rainbow fabulous woohooo

91. Do you have any tattoos? If so, where is it located and what does it stand for? If not, do you want one? 
Nope, but if I take one it'll be the triforce and the loftwing on my wrist

92. Are you a spender or a saver? 
Saver, and that's a good thing. Rent is a bitch TT_TT

93. If you are in a grocery store and have 5 minutes to get anything free what section do you head for first?  
Booze! That's the most expensive thing there, so carry all you can

94. Who was your first celebrity crush?  
Never had one

95. Favorite accent? 
Sherlo- British!

96. Do you bite your nails? 

97. What's your favorite kind of potato chips?  
The one with more salt than chips

98. What did you have for lunch yesterday?dD
I don't remember. Because why would I?

100. Last thought?
I should get to sleep...

That's all folks, have a good night and stay beautifull!
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Twitch plays Pokemon song
  • Reading: The Passage
  • Watching: Haruhi (again)
  • Playing: Pokemon on Twitch
  • Eating: Cookies


Sjoerd Rijpkema
Artist | Student | Literature
I am Sjoerd, and I write stories. They're supposed to be funny. That's about it.

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zutaralover4ever93 Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
Tight Hug 
Shiruba-Wakahisa Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for the faves! =D
MadameRobelina Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
bedankt voor de watch C:
zutaralover4ever93 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Happy valentines day sweetie! ^^
calicocat123 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
You have been tagged ^^
zutaralover4ever93 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013… :Kuro schattigheid, look at it, it's sooo cute 8D
SilverlyDragon Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Student Writer
omg DA says it's yer bday...does that mean I can expect a party in the not so distant future? Or is DA the cake? Either way happy bday
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Yes! Mijn Link ception is opgemerkt *victory dance*
Pas toen ik het naar je stuurde kwam ik erachter, hihi. ^^
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